Things I Learned On Vacation
June/05/2009 10:15 AM
1. Any vacation longer than 5 days requires another one
to recuperate.
2. No matter what, never allow a GPS to change your mind when you already know how to get there.
3. Not even Disney World is worth traveling all the way across the middle of Alabama.
4. Never spend 15 hours in the car with people you can't eventually tell to go home.
5. There's no such thing as driving "around" Atlanta.
6. Georgia has a very high population of armadillos...either that or someone was dropping them from the back of a pickup truck ahead of me.
7. You can only listen to the soundtrack of Hannah Montana: The Movie so many times.
8. Same goes for High School Musical 3.
9. Florida Highway Patrol cars look like maroon and yellow taxis. NEVER pass a taxi on I-75.
10. A 40 percent chance of rain in Florida in May means it will rain 40 percent of every day. (I borrowed that from a Facebook friend.)
11. The descent on Mont Eagle in Eastern Tennessee is just plain scary.
12. No bridge should be longer than a mile, which means that every bridge crossing Tampa Bay is just wrong.
13. It really is much easier to cross the
Sunshine Skyway Bridge at St. Petersburg with your eyes
closed.
14. Women cannot pack light. A pair of sneakers and a pair of sandals are the only shoes needed in Florida.
15. Magic Kingdom is not that magical when you've been wearing wet clothes for 12 hours.
2. No matter what, never allow a GPS to change your mind when you already know how to get there.
3. Not even Disney World is worth traveling all the way across the middle of Alabama.
4. Never spend 15 hours in the car with people you can't eventually tell to go home.
5. There's no such thing as driving "around" Atlanta.
6. Georgia has a very high population of armadillos...either that or someone was dropping them from the back of a pickup truck ahead of me.
7. You can only listen to the soundtrack of Hannah Montana: The Movie so many times.
8. Same goes for High School Musical 3.
9. Florida Highway Patrol cars look like maroon and yellow taxis. NEVER pass a taxi on I-75.
10. A 40 percent chance of rain in Florida in May means it will rain 40 percent of every day. (I borrowed that from a Facebook friend.)
11. The descent on Mont Eagle in Eastern Tennessee is just plain scary.
12. No bridge should be longer than a mile, which means that every bridge crossing Tampa Bay is just wrong.
14. Women cannot pack light. A pair of sneakers and a pair of sandals are the only shoes needed in Florida.
15. Magic Kingdom is not that magical when you've been wearing wet clothes for 12 hours.
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